The french will sell us rifles.
Modern ones.
We will take back the country.
But first frozen yogurt.
Our own national brand.
Enough to raise the capital we need.
To pay for the ammunition.
Because we are going to be shooting alot.
We are going to need kevlar.
Grenades and fancy flags.
WHAT IF THE ENEMY JUST SENDS DRONES?
We have the best sharp shooters in the world.
Each one they send will get taken out before it can reach us.
WOW YOU SOUND INVINCIBLE!
Yes we are chosen so we will win.
No doubts on the battle field our fallen will be honored.
WHAT ABOUT THE TYSON QUOTE?
what tyson quote?
THE ONE WHERE YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE!