Get a pet

You are just breathing on your pet
Such a small delight
Oh it's very much like a child
But it is an animal

They snuggle on the sofa
You bought food for them at the store
You'll be their zero option savior
clever and generous

Loving that fur
you found a place to put love
Where the claws don't scratch as deep
and the thing just wants to sleep

You made yourself look like a caring person
choosing an animal with the right amount of hair
Now you can shine that side of your personality
just breathing on your pet

Feeding your pet
giving yourself a reason to live through the pat
Through the baby talk
And untouched soft toys