Tom swatted mosquitoes

 I met Tom Cruise on a bus to carwash city.
He swatted near my neck on the bus
There were mosquitoes around me
Of course thye weren't around him

The novelty of taking a bus for him must have been sonething
But he didn't seem to care one way or another
I said to him- why did you save me from those mosquitoes
And he just looked at me as if he was reading for me some sort of film.

I said to him- I've always thought you were a great actor
-But sometimes I've mocked you for your stature.
-What a thing to do right?
And he just kept looking at me and finally said- it's fine.

On his face he really didn't seem to care.
He was going to do a new film with Putin.
Tom would play Zelensky.