Back and Forth

 B:What are you talking to yourself for?

A:Just to bounce some ideas off you.

B:But I am you!

A:That you are.

B:Don't make me the bad guy.

A:Good cop bad cop?

B:No, stop messing around, people call this crazy.

A:Do I care?

B;Well you should. Look, lets stop here, I need to talk to some real friends.

A;Am I not your friend?

B;You are me.

A;...and therefore... we are friends?

B;No we are one.

A;So how can I talk to you?

B;Because I'm crazy.

A;Not crazy just a little slow.

B;Why are you calling me slow?

A;Why did you call me crazy?

B;Oh I see what you mean.

A;Do you? Because up until now you were acting like a jerk.

B;I don't feel comfortable talking to myself, people will call me crazy.

A;No they just call you crazy when you talk back.

B;But I am talking back.

A;Don't worry you are not crazy. People love their taboos, allow them.

B;So I am not crazy?

A;No, just don't believe everything you hear.

B;How do I know your advice is sound?

A;Because I got the advice from you.