Fastfood disappointment

(Clerk)Where is your ticket?
Your licence?
Your papers?
Where is your permission to live freely?

(clerk)Couldn´t you make it to a printer?
A registry office?
The town hall?
Couldn´t you find the time in your nobody life?

(dumbfounded customer)But all I wanted was a hamburger sir.

(clerk)No hamburger without a ticket son, don´t you know the rules?
The inconveniente exceptions?
The extra hidden fees?
Don´t you know how to get brainwashed by dynamic advertising?

(dumbfounded customer)I guess i´ll try another shop then.

(clerk)Hope you applied for an all-inclusive exit stamp do you even know what that is?
Have you ever thought of applying?
The motto now is enroll or die.
Couldn´t you just get that stubborn hand signing?

(dumbfounded customer)I feel sick i think I need to use the restroom!

(clerk)So you must have procured the exclusive restroom pass?
What´s your deal, afraid of queues?
Life without documents is what´s eating you.
Get yourself stamped, screened and scanned through and through.

(clerk) But for now you´ll be stuck here for a time
 while I complete your thirty four fines