frogs do damage!

Down by a little pond in the middle of  lowell forest lay a colony of very hyperactive frogs.
The big lilly pads couldn´t stop them from disturbing the tranquility of the pond.
Even rabbits with great wide whiskers who pulled up for a drink would be assaulted by a gang of hopping crazy frogs! Jumping away rapidly shaking his snout droplets of water coming off his whiskers.
One of the frogs was so cocky he would actually follow the animals into lowell forest.
One day the cocky frog and his friends had just scared a very big rat off their pond, the cocky frog was hopping behind the big rat further and further from the pond until the terrain changed from swamp grass to pine needles.
The rat turned around and with it´s dark sinister nose raised baring two yellow sharp teeth it challenged the cocky frog.
What a sight with the rat three times the size of the frog. The frog wouldn´t last against such a beast.
so the rat hissed and the frog croaked.
Meanwhile the rabbit with the whiskers was hiding behind a little bush watching the whole thing.
And just as the rat beared down on the cocky frog a big boot came out of nowhere, it was the farmer Old Macregor. By accident he had arrived in the middle of this animal conflict.
Not far behind was the farmers dog a dutch hound named Ruby. So the rat could smell him out and bolted for a big patch of thistle. The frog turned to the dog who was now running at him, not worried in the slightest the frog jumped toward the dog with a croak that was almost as heroic as a war cry. Landing one foot before the big doofy dutch hound. The dog looked round as if there was some kind of trick for such an easy snack!
But no just the cocky frog staring the dutchhound down.
And without much hesitation the dog ate that cocky frog in one mouth full. And father macregor just turned around and laughed.
The pond was never the same again, and the rabbit went down to the pond when he liked, and the rat went down to the pond when he liked and they ate the lillies and hissed at the frogs and kicked back their legs. The rest of the frogs just kept quiet.
For months the pond didn´t stir but a little tadpole had almost come of age. The rat had grown old and decrepid and the rabbit jumped about at half the speed. The tadpole however was now a little frog causing commotion in the pond until even the fish were hiding at the mud at the bottom just to get alittle peace.
The frog jumped around uncontrollably and did lots of weird stuff that frogs don´t do.
The frog would dig holes and spit water and jump up trees.
This cocky frog was so brazen he made the alst one look tame. One day the rat came down to the pond not expecting anything to happen and suddenly "BANG" the new cocky frog leapt on him and started to rip out his old fur in his toothless frog mouth, tormenting the poor old rat until the rat fell down dead out of great chock and confusion. The cocky frog jumped off the rats corpse and croaked with it´s big eyes bulging out in the late afternoon misty gloom. It licked it´s bulging eyes with his long sleek tongue with such accuracy and style the other frogs became jealous and started trying to imitate the new cocky frog.
The whole pond bubbled that night until the lillies were all upside down, the frogs were agitated. The fish were so pissed off they were planning their own rebellion against the stupid frogs. Anyway two days later the deadrat was well on his way to rotting and Ruby the dutch hound smelt it and wanted a piece of that. So he went down there to see if he could get his snack. And "FROGATTACK" frogs from all sides jumped onto the doofy dutchhound until Ruby was totally turned around and confused the dog fell into the water with frogs all over him. By this time the few fish in the pond were so sick of cocky frog and his amigos that they decided to do their own trick... They started to create a whirl pool by swimming round and round the pond creating a current dragging the doofy dutch hound even further under the water where the frogs would taunt and jeer at the drowning dog.
Suddenly farmer Mcgregor arrived on the scene diving into the pond trying to save his dog, almost slowing the whirlpool so he could have carried himself and his dog out of the pond. But the frogs had started chasing the fish now increasing the flow of the current, and now the farmer and his dog slowly drowned in the pond never to be seen again.
This is not a true story or even a story based on an untrue story. and don´t use this story as an example of how frogs can be dangerous. It wont stand up in court.
frogs don´t kill people mysterious underwater currents can. Or poison frogs.
So don´t lick frogs.