segunda-feira, 8 de setembro de 2025

The art of the poodle

 Hegseth sat back and combed his hair with his hand and looked like a confused gigolo.
Vance leaned forward and pinched his short beard, and frowned with his forehead.
Rubio stared with keen open eyes.
"Is this about the deal, did you get the photos and recording?"


"If you are afraid to say it infront of them, come up and whisper it into my ear.
Yes you can do it in private, but I will insist on it being recorded.
Yes the music in the background is "The heart will go on."
Celine Dion one of my favorites, the best the best, power ballads oh, mmm"

"Oh okay, oh okay, is that right?"
"So I used to have a little poodle back twenty years ago, acually it was my wife's.
beautiful dogs. Perhaps the most beautiful dogs that ever existed in history"
"what's that, can you speak up?"

"You'll dress up like a poodle for me, but you want me to cut the tariffs?
I'll tell you what you get into the poodle suit, bark exactly like from the recording we sent you.
I'll consider bringing those tariffs down five percent.
That's right, ah ha, slow dancing in the poodle suit to Celine Dion was the bargain."

"It's a great deal, for sure the best deal you're ever gonna get.
No it's not romantic. Although it will be beautiful, highly, highly beautiful.
I just like poodles, celine dion, and world leaders who will dress up.
Yes you have to sing. Stop crying, no you don't have to use a dog voice."


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