I don't believe you are vegan
you are too athletic
How did you get so fit
How does your food sit
Normal vegans be skinny up and down
Twigs sporting frowns
How can you skip meat
by heavens, can't you cheat
Staying in such shape must you bend
How many calories how much cash to spend
A friend of a friend all radishes and tahini
became vegetarian and now looks like a zuchini
Mushrooms! Mushrooms.
A culinary enemy some claim
Culling tastebud fantasies
How can you be a vegan
It must be ideology
If it doesn't have flesh
it hasn't got furr
No fins nor bones
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