Inner turmoil with fries

 Yeah can I get the urgent ego package?
"You mean the midlife?"

Yeah I'll take the midlife crisis.
"Okay would you like self deceit with that?"

Two servings please.
Also I'd like the impulsiveness sauce.
Side of fresh desires.
Slice of amnesia.
And a seasoned false identity soup, are you still selling that.

"Yeah, we keep that well stocked."

I guess it sells well then.
Listen don't get the order wrong.
Last time I threw a lit cuban cigar in one of your rubbish bins.
This time I'll burn down the whole kitchen!

"Okay sir, just drive to the next mirror I mean window."