segunda-feira, 31 de dezembro de 2012

The american nightmare



It began in an upperclass neighbourhood called vila bluefig.

Rich and elegant housewives watered their great gardens
whilst the lowlypaid streetcleaners brushed the gutters down neatly outside
the high well polished grades.
Some of the streetcleaners had dreams of becoming Donald trumps or
lucky millionaires infact apart from sitcoms and sports results that´s all they would think about.
That fine morning freedom reeked like the deadcat one of the streetcleaners pulled out of a drain nearby. His toothless mouth attempted to screech the horror theme from the movie psycho. He was a real man most of his wages went on guns ammunition and the maintenance included.
The middleclasses of the country began to feel like interlopers in the streets they´d lived their entire lives. Rumours of leftwing groups meeting in middleclass neighbourhoods and taverns started flaring up in conservative speeches. The real meetings were taking place at countryclubs and in the offices of oil and gun company ceo´s.
Thus the terrible inquisition began. Organized and well rewarded young aspiring sons of the rich began to form armies of disgruntled security guards and lowly paid labourers. Their shampoo´d hair and lordish mode infuriated the simple folk, but with checks and weapons in their hands they would carry out what was to become a horrendous revolution.
Door to door those same street cleaners went passing idly by the rich neighbourshoods only to invade the huge suburbs of the middleclasses to evict them from their houses.
Sending the flabergasted families out into the street, while the hackers employed by the new class of overlords acquired their bank accounts and assets, while the army of labourers fought over the belongings. Indeed the army of labourers the donald trump dreamers picked at what was left by a middle class in exodus.
Children cried bitterly and mothers protested, though the campaign propaganda kept the oppressors on task, even childrens lego was confiscated.
Gunfire and laughter rang out freedom was here at last. Freedom of well groomed millionaires and billionaires who had not only realized the american dream but surpassed it to show the world freedom.
The shocked and outraged middleclass families were sent to island camps, they were inturned as conspirators targeting the american dream, and those that protested were imprisoned as communists.
Parades were given in Donald trumps name and all the petrol companies trademark flags were raised. Solar power was banned and all other alternative energy.
President Obama was dragged out by the neck and shot for breaching the constitution that all americans should have access to arms.
A new grand wall across the mexican border was constructed by the inturned middleclass now labourers under the fight for freedom act.
The new regime proud and unapologetic banned the use of safety matches and trips to countries that were deemed communist by the brave rich freedom fighters.

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